Forsooth! A Merrily Minstrel Hath Visited Me!

Ask me anything   My name is Maya. I am from France, Guatemala, and the U.S (I move around a lot). I am French-American. I like drawing and history and travelling. I am a University Student.

punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

(via teenaged-wolf)

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Nikolaj Coster-Waldau photographed by Sigurd Grunberger

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samandriel:

thefear-behindyoureyes:

fudgeflies:

soheeisamasian:

prettyoddx:

walkers-and-mutts:

OMG, look at this Jennifer Lawrence trasformation!

ehhh this doesn’t really look like jennif-WHAT THE FUCK

I was just like oh eh then wig and looks up and HOLY SHIT

dude dope 2111 is legit the best beauty guru on youtube, i’m convinced she’s magic.

holy fucking shit fuck 

WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WITCHCRAFT.

(via dragember)

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As a society, we are fascinated by fictional psychopaths. Humankind has an ‘ongoing… fascination with tales of gruesome murders and evil villains. Popular culture abounds with depictions of the mad and the bad; and aberrant psychology has proved a fertile source of such material to the novelist and the reader alike. Perhaps no single disorder holds as much morbid cultural appeal as psychopathy.

There is no question… that readers feel empathy with and sympathy for fictional characters and other aspects of fictional worlds’, yet it is difficult to see how one can empathise and identify with a character who is himself incapable of empathy. If empathy and identification are both the goal and the reward of reading literature, then we are left with a striking ambivalence which needs to be explored. 

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a-past-to-overwrite:

toxeh:

cynicalsleeper:

this is the best thing that appeared on my dash today

I’m giggling like an idiot help. 

I really have to smile about this. I know my language is a weird language…

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mosoli:

im still laughing at this

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

(via reducto1)

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Game of Thrones S03: My Understanding so Far

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lets do a thing. reblog and add your city and country. if it's already there, don't add it again. lets take a look at tumblr's diversity

Pisa, Italy
Longkou, China
Brisbane, Australia
University Place, USA
Salamanca, Spain
Cambridge, England
Antigua, Guatemala
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8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

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languageek:

Languages ranked from easiest to hardest for English speakers - Infographic found here

(via lavender-ice)

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ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait 

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god

(via sin-is-my-anchor)

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best-of-funny:

bombliate:

how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it

X

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